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A roommate story too strange to make up
So it's my fifth (and final) year of undrgrad and I am planning on getting my own place; but right before that happens I get an opportunity to rent a house for a total of $750 month, and this includes utilities. Well, no shit, I'm going to go for...
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The Incredibles Quotes

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Honey Best: Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!

Violet Parr: We act normal Mom. I want to be normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained!

Syndrome: Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You caught me monologuing!

Lucius Best: Superladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret identity. Think it'll strengthen the relationship, or something like that.

Dash: We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're dead!

Lucius Best: I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing, just to shake things up?

E: This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it.

Helen Parr: Stop it, both of you! We are not going to die! Now, you will both get a grip or so help me, I'll ground you for a month. Understand?

Helen Parr: I love you, but if we're going to make this work, you have to be more than Mr. Incredible.

Lucius Best: We look like bad guys. Incompetent bad guys!

E: I cut it a little roomy for the free movement; the fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin; it can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof; and machine washable, darling. That's a new feature.


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