|Honey Best: Greater good? I am your wife! I'm the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get! |
Violet Parr: We act normal Mom. I want to be normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained!
Syndrome: Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You caught me monologuing!
Lucius Best: Superladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret identity. Think it'll strengthen the relationship, or something like that.
Dash: We're dead! We're dead! We survived but we're dead!
Lucius Best: I'd rather go bowling. Look, what if we actually did what our wives think we're doing, just to shake things up?
E: This is a hobo suit, darling. You can't be seen in this. I won't allow it.
Helen Parr: Stop it, both of you! We are not going to die! Now, you will both get a grip or so help me, I'll ground you for a month. Understand?
Helen Parr: I love you, but if we're going to make this work, you have to be more than Mr. Incredible.
Lucius Best: We look like bad guys. Incompetent bad guys!
E: I cut it a little roomy for the free movement; the fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin; it can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof; and machine washable, darling. That's a new feature.
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