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The Fine Line Between Strategy And Luck: Pro Battleship Tour
I've covered the U.S. Professional Battleship Tour since its beginning in February 2005. I know that's not a lot of time for this sport, but believe you me, I can't think of a more backbreaking or grueling sport to watch, cover or think about. What...
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Funny Movie Quotes

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Austin Powers 2
Austin: I don't care if he is a fat bastard Felicity. You don't kick a man in the pills. It's just not cricket.

City Slickers Quote Page
Mitch: You know that's such a lovely image... "fuck her brains out." It ranks right up there with that other classic: "bang the shit out of her.

Dodgeball Quote Page
Patches: It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there.

Dumb and Dumber Quote Page
Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.

Half Baked
Thurgood: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it? Oh yeah, pussy.

Mean Girls Quote Page
Regina: I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.

Meet the Fockers
Bernie Focker: If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down... Opps, looks like I forgot my own rule!

Miss Congeniality
Miss Rhode Island: Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me. She said they were Satan's panties!

Office Space Movie Quote Page
Michael Bolton: If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!

Royal Tenenbaums, The
Royal: I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.

Van Wilder Quote Page
Van Wilder: I know Ms. Pac-Man is special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows.

Zoolander Movie Quote Page
Derek Zoolander: Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it.

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